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RISE ANS SHINE

It is morning
ha, ha
it is morning……Monday morning!
ha ha
I have to wake up,
ha ha
I have to dress up AND brush my teeth AND eat breakfast AND wash my face And
AND
AND
go to school,
ha ha
But I don’t
I don’t
WAKE UP
HA HA
The alarm clock is rriinnging
The cell phone is sneezing
the dad is singing
The mum is yealling
but the pug is snoring
Ha ha
so
I don’t
I don’t ring
cause
I’m not a clock,
I’m not a dad
I,m not a mom
I’m not even a pug
I am Gabi
and I won’t wake up
not this morning
not tomorrow morning
not the morning after tomorrow morning
not even the morning after the morning after tomorrow morning
Ha ha
but I’ll wake up after,
after these mornings,
and you know why?
CAUSE IS WEEKEND… HA ..HA…HA
AND I LIKE TO WAKE UP
IN WEEKENDS
CAUSE IS QUIET
CAUSE IS MORNING
CAUSE EVERYBODY IS ASLEEP
CAUSE MY PUG STILL WANTS TO SLEEP
CAUSE I CAN HEAR THE BIRDS
CAUSE I CAN SMELL THE TOAST
CAUSE I CAN DANCE
CAUSE I CAN SING
LOUD VERY VERY LOUD…
CAUSE I CAN GO IN THEIR BEDROOMS
AND SCREAM….
RISE AND SHINE….IT’S WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!

TOO GREEN

TOO GREEN

well….?
hungry
….course…
check it out… It’s on the stove….
well…..
I’m going but nobody has to see me
I’m invisible, I’m quiet
I’m on my tiptoes
I’m putting my nose
in
I’m putting my tongue in
I don’t need a spoon
I never need a spoon
I’m tall enough to reach the pot
on the stove
I’m tall enough to put my nose
in the pot
psst….
actually… my tongue
psst…
actually my whole mouth
I don’t like spoons…. you know
I don’t like forks and plates and glasses
I am a natural
food tastes better in the pot
but now… now
something strange is happening
I can’t reach it
I can’t leak it
I can’t smell it
where is it?
what is it?
O..O..O… my mom is coming!
pst…pst… I’m not here
you can’t hear me….
you can’t see me….
“Gabi! Put your food on a plate please!”
Never mind
Don’t like it…..anyway…
too green
“But spinach is always green, Gabi”
don’t want …too green..

Funny you should say that!

Funny you should say that!

FOOD!

I love food

I love sausages and burgers

pasta and rice

bread and pizzas

I love when

food

is on the stove

I can

steal it straight from the pot

I can

gulped it straight from the pan

it is so good

my mouth full of it

and is so good…

My mom should not see me

my mom should not

hear me

my mom should not

catch me

eating from the pot

with no fork or spoon.

But not today

’cause today

she can see me….

OK she sais…..

” Have a taste then….”

but I don’t want it today

no not today

’cause today is… is…

it’s green

not good

it’s green

it’s spinach in the pan

not good

not good at all.

it’s too, too green.

Maybe tomorrow

it’ll be something else

maybe yellow eggs or

or white potatoes

or red beans

or brown meat

or red sos

or even

green mustard

but not green

not green spinach

NOT GOOD!!!!!!!

TOO GREEN.

 

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Pug, mastiff or pit bull in Earl Bales Park

Pug, mastiff or pit bull in Earl Bales Park

I had a trip in Earl Bales Park

it is white and cold

it is windy and slippery

but we’re brave and playful

she’s on the leash

she’s hopping

she’s pulling

she’s running

her nose is white with snow

she’s galloping

she’s wild

I trip

I get up

she’s pulling too hard

I trip again

I run up the hill

but I can’t

I can’t catch her

she’s flying

I want to fly too

HEAL! HEAL!

STOP! STOP!

SIT! SIT!

STAY! STAY!

but she won’t hear me

she won’t look at me

she won’t listen

to me

’cause a big mastiff

is commmiinggg

and she wants to.. to…

smell his nose

WHAT IS SHE THINKING?

my little pug

fancy she’s a big pit bull scaring the mastiff away?

IT’S TIME FOR HOMEWORK AGAIN

IT’S TIME FOR HOMEWORK AGAIN

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My mom calls me,
My mom calls me….
My mom calls me again….
but
I don’t hear her
I can’t hear her…
because
I am dancing
because
I am singing
and
I’m singing loud
and my socks are singing
and the socks are
loud
very loud
and they laugh…..
and they smell and laugh,
and they look in the mirror and sing
and they mumble
and they are mischievous
and if I don’t entertain them they scream
and they cry
and
and they get angry
and and they trow a tantrum
and they might even run…
away
so you see!!!!!
I’m very busy taking care of my socks
I don’t have time for homework
but maybe….maybe….
maybe if I get a Choco….
or a cookie,
or a candy
or some popcorn from my pug
maybe …
I’ll think about…
but only if I can go for walk
with my pug
and my scooter

SO MOM KEEP CALLING CAUSE eventually

I’ll come and do it.

but not before my agenda is done!!!!!!

use your patience

do your cooking

and your chores

and your painting

and your papers

be good

you may even have some snores

cause I’ll do my homework ….

I’ll do it tomorrow…

….cause you see …. even you agree

now is too late!!!!!

SO PROMISE ME TOMORROW

YOU’LL CALL ME AGAIN. 

 

 

Gabi’s back from school

Gabi’s back from school

Gabi and his Ipad

Ha Ha Ha….
I’m coming home,
School is done
but my sweet sweet Ipad
is not!!!
my Ipad is on the desk
at home,
and….and…..
it is charged….
(Gaby starts to be worried when he sees that the battery is low.
he comes and sais: ” black, black, Ipad battery is black”)

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I’ll have fun with it
I’ll dance with it,
I’ll sing with it,
I’ll listen to Justin Bieber
my favorite,
I’ll show my friends how to play music,
and record
and record
and record
my lousy moudy parent’s convertationes,
and my sister coming out of the bath,
and my brothers
singing in the bathtub
and my snoring dog
and everything around.
So be very carefull what you do ’cause you can ….
find yourself on my IPAD
and from there……
one step
and you are on
you tube!!!!!
I forgot to tell you that….
my best friends ,
are my socks
well….. imaginary friends.

Gabi loves Murder by Death

Gabi loves Murder by Death

Gabi is amazed

he is alarmed

and puzzled

but he loves the body

the suit without the body

the chinese detective that was not chinese 

the deer head that whatches

and talks

and the bell that screams

the cook that can’t talk, hear or smell

the butler that can’t see

and the storm that never stops

a really mysterious kind of comedy.

 

He stayed and watched with great interest for about two hours without even blinking. Then before he went to bed I could not stop him retelling or more like replaying the whole movie again. In the morning he wanted to see it again. In the afternoon he wanted to see it once more. He was fascinated for the entire weekend.

 

Gabi and his Pug

Gabi and his Pug

He loves his dog

they sleep together

they eat together

they do homework together

and… and… and THEY GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER

when its Barbeque Time.

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But here in this picture actually,

Penny , my puggle, had an insect bite  and her snout looks very swollen.

 Penny , Penelope had an insect fight,

She woke up

in a cottage ,

at Jack Lake

There were too many black flies

they were in her ears

they were in her eyes

but most of all

on her tail

so I decided to help her

I got the mosquito zapper out

but she ran……

and she crawlled

and she hid away

she hated it……

OK ….it was too late for the zapped.

she was already swollen

THEY BIT HER…..