It is morning
ha, ha
it is morning……Monday morning!
ha ha
I have to wake up,
ha ha
I have to dress up AND brush my teeth AND eat breakfast AND wash my face And
AND
AND
go to school,
ha ha
But I don’t
I don’t
WAKE UP
HA HA
The alarm clock is rriinnging
The cell phone is sneezing
the dad is singing
The mum is yealling
but the pug is snoring
Ha ha
so
I don’t
I don’t ring
cause
I’m not a clock,
I’m not a dad
I,m not a mom
I’m not even a pug
I am Gabi
and I won’t wake up
not this morning
not tomorrow morning
not the morning after tomorrow morning
not even the morning after the morning after tomorrow morning
Ha ha
but I’ll wake up after,
after these mornings,
and you know why?
CAUSE IS WEEKEND… HA ..HA…HA
AND I LIKE TO WAKE UP
IN WEEKENDS
CAUSE IS QUIET
CAUSE IS MORNING
CAUSE EVERYBODY IS ASLEEP
CAUSE MY PUG STILL WANTS TO SLEEP
CAUSE I CAN HEAR THE BIRDS
CAUSE I CAN SMELL THE TOAST
CAUSE I CAN DANCE
CAUSE I CAN SING
LOUD VERY VERY LOUD…
CAUSE I CAN GO IN THEIR BEDROOMS
AND SCREAM….
RISE AND SHINE….IT’S WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!
TOO GREEN
well….?
hungry
….course…
check it out… It’s on the stove….
well…..
I’m going but nobody has to see me
I’m invisible, I’m quiet
I’m on my tiptoes
I’m putting my nose
in
I’m putting my tongue in
I don’t need a spoon
I never need a spoon
I’m tall enough to reach the pot
on the stove
I’m tall enough to put my nose
in the pot
psst….
actually… my tongue
psst…
actually my whole mouth
I don’t like spoons…. you know
I don’t like forks and plates and glasses
I am a natural
food tastes better in the pot
but now… now
something strange is happening
I can’t reach it
I can’t leak it
I can’t smell it
where is it?
what is it?
O..O..O… my mom is coming!
pst…pst… I’m not here
you can’t hear me….
you can’t see me….
“Gabi! Put your food on a plate please!”
Never mind
Don’t like it…..anyway…
too green
“But spinach is always green, Gabi”
don’t want …too green..
Funny you should say that!
FOOD!
I love food
I love sausages and burgers
pasta and rice
bread and pizzas
I love when
food
is on the stove
I can
steal it straight from the pot
I can
gulped it straight from the pan
it is so good
my mouth full of it
and is so good…
My mom should not see me
my mom should not
hear me
my mom should not
catch me
eating from the pot
with no fork or spoon.
But not today
’cause today
she can see me….
OK she sais…..
” Have a taste then….”
but I don’t want it today
no not today
’cause today is… is…
it’s green
not good
it’s green
it’s spinach in the pan
not good
not good at all.
it’s too, too green.
Maybe tomorrow
it’ll be something else
maybe yellow eggs or
or white potatoes
or red beans
or brown meat
or red sos
or even
green mustard
but not green
not green spinach
NOT GOOD!!!!!!!
TOO GREEN.
a
Pug, mastiff or pit bull in Earl Bales Park
I had a trip in Earl Bales Park
it is white and cold
it is windy and slippery
but we’re brave and playful
she’s on the leash
she’s hopping
she’s pulling
she’s running
her nose is white with snow
she’s galloping
she’s wild
I trip
I get up
she’s pulling too hard
I trip again
I run up the hill
but I can’t
I can’t catch her
she’s flying
I want to fly too
HEAL! HEAL!
STOP! STOP!
SIT! SIT!
STAY! STAY!
but she won’t hear me
she won’t look at me
she won’t listen
to me
’cause a big mastiff
is commmiinggg
and she wants to.. to…
smell his nose
WHAT IS SHE THINKING?
my little pug
fancy she’s a big pit bull scaring the mastiff away?
IT’S TIME FOR HOMEWORK AGAIN
My mom calls me,
My mom calls me….
My mom calls me again….
but
I don’t hear her
I can’t hear her…
because
I am dancing
because
I am singing
and
I’m singing loud
and my socks are singing
and the socks are
loud
very loud
and they laugh…..
and they smell and laugh,
and they look in the mirror and sing
and they mumble
and they are mischievous
and if I don’t entertain them they scream
and they cry
and
and they get angry
and and they trow a tantrum
and they might even run…
away
so you see!!!!!
I’m very busy taking care of my socks
I don’t have time for homework
but maybe….maybe….
maybe if I get a Choco….
or a cookie,
or a candy
or some popcorn from my pug
maybe …
I’ll think about…
but only if I can go for walk
with my pug
and my scooter
SO MOM KEEP CALLING CAUSE eventually
I’ll come and do it.
but not before my agenda is done!!!!!!
use your patience
do your cooking
and your chores
and your painting
and your papers
be good
you may even have some snores
cause I’ll do my homework ….
I’ll do it tomorrow…
….cause you see …. even you agree
now is too late!!!!!
SO PROMISE ME TOMORROW
YOU’LL CALL ME AGAIN.
Gabi’s back from school
Gabi and his Ipad
Ha Ha Ha….
I’m coming home,
School is done
but my sweet sweet Ipad
is not!!!
my Ipad is on the desk
at home,
and….and…..
it is charged….
(Gaby starts to be worried when he sees that the battery is low.
he comes and sais: ” black, black, Ipad battery is black”)
I’ll have fun with it
I’ll dance with it,
I’ll sing with it,
I’ll listen to Justin Bieber
my favorite,
I’ll show my friends how to play music,
and record
and record
and record
my lousy moudy parent’s convertationes,
and my sister coming out of the bath,
and my brothers
singing in the bathtub
and my snoring dog
and everything around.
So be very carefull what you do ’cause you can ….
find yourself on my IPAD
and from there……
one step
and you are on
you tube!!!!!
I forgot to tell you that….
my best friends ,
are my socks
well….. imaginary friends.
Gone South
Gabi loves Murder by Death
Gabi is amazed
he is alarmed
and puzzled
but he loves the body
the suit without the body
the chinese detective that was not chinese
the deer head that whatches
and talks
and the bell that screams
the cook that can’t talk, hear or smell
the butler that can’t see
and the storm that never stops
a really mysterious kind of comedy.
He stayed and watched with great interest for about two hours without even blinking. Then before he went to bed I could not stop him retelling or more like replaying the whole movie again. In the morning he wanted to see it again. In the afternoon he wanted to see it once more. He was fascinated for the entire weekend.
Gabi and his Pug
He loves his dog
they sleep together
they eat together
they do homework together
and… and… and THEY GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER
when its Barbeque Time.
But here in this picture actually,
Penny , my puggle, had an insect bite and her snout looks very swollen.
Penny , Penelope had an insect fight,
She woke up
in a cottage ,
at Jack Lake
There were too many black flies
they were in her ears
they were in her eyes
but most of all
on her tail
so I decided to help her
I got the mosquito zapper out
but she ran……
and she crawlled
and she hid away
she hated it……
OK ….it was too late for the zapped.
she was already swollen
THEY BIT HER…..